Distant Mozzarella

dis·tant /ˈdistənt/
Adjective: Far away in space or time.

moz·za·rel·la /ˌmätsəˈrelə/
Noun: A mild, semi-soft white Italian cheese, often used in Italian cooking as a melted topping, esp. on pizzas.

Why distant mozzarella together ? I'm pretty clueless myself, it just came to when I was at a loss for words. Talking of words, did you know

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Shxt Royale

ਪੰਚਕੁਲਾ, ਮੋਹਾਲੀ ਅਤੇਹ ਚੰਡੀਗੜ੍ਹ, ਨਸੀਬਾਂ ਵਾਲੇ ਵਸਦੇ.

That's how I roll in Punjab.
Some Royal Shxt homies, you don't need no math to know it !

Singh ( ਸਿੰਘ )

Palindrome

Gone are the days, when writing random posts used to be easy for me. I could just relax at home thinking about the day spent at college and would blend those thoughts into freakishly transcendental philosophies with real abstract titles. God, how I miss the good old days. This post had to be posted, because it's 29th of February today and I'd love to be happy to re-read this post in 2016. So, for the depths of the unfathomable mysteries of my random inside, this post is awfully random.

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Singh and Springs Wait for None

I don't know what kind of readers I get here, maybe some friends, local googlers, or those who really want to Singh, anyways, it doesn't bother me. This post, apart from being this year's first (Happy New Year though) is also going to be quite whimsical. I'm going to start an ordered list followed by a new sketch and its story =)

1. Punjabi Pride : Dear fellow Punjabis, Jatts, Ramghariyas, and other famous last name holders who like to aggrandize the caste system and strive to be masculine, cocky or rather Pendu, by driving roofless black jeeps (landi jeeps); tying clean, sharp and pointed Patiala shahi Pughs (turbans) or smaller checkered truck driver/ farmer turbans; swearing (Pan****, Maaye) in public or in front of kids or wife or even wife's sister or strange aunties; boozing on

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